I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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