in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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