i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
