I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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