Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
