I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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