What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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