I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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