Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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