I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I need to wash the frat house off of me
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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