look no pants
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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