what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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