is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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