Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
FUCK WHALES
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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