Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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