Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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