Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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