I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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