whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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