so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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