Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
