I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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