First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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