I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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