"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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