Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
do nipples grow back?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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