brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
why do cheetos always look like penises
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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