this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
A bitchslap is in order.
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