I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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