i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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