Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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