Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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