she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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