im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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