I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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