ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Your penis caused this!
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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