do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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