It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
