i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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