I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I think I sprained my soul last night
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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