shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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