she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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