i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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