Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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