Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Randomize
