I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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