Christians are straight up FREAKS
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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