Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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