she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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