So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
