I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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