walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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