I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
