Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
did you just send me my own nude
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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