i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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